THE BOSS’S 10 COMMANDMENTS FOR MONDAY

A new boss observed his employees
for one week and then got to work
early on the next Monday and
posted a sign above the coffee pot
in the employee lunch room that said:
The following 10 commandments
are in effect immediately:
1. I am your BOSS. Thou shalt have no
other boss before me in this work place.
2. Thou shalt not hate MONDAYs.
3. Upon arriving each Monday, thou shalt
get your first cup of coffee, lift it high, and
say......TGIM (Thank God, It’s Monday).
4. Thou shalt rejoice and repeat saying
TGIM every hour.
5. Thou shalt not be angry about working
on Mondays and grumbling and mumbling
about it. Anger is punishable by
stoning your favorite coffee cup.
6. Thou shalt not stab your co-workers
when they smile.
This is punishable by being put in
charge of all employee birthday parties.
7. Thou shalt not stab your boss.
This is punishable by unemployment.
8. Thou shalt not steal from your boss
by texting on your phone.
This is punishable by taping your
thumbs to your index fingers.
9. Thou shalt not make false statements
or spread rumors about co-workers.
This is punishable by making you sit on a
chair in the restroom and removing all
air fresheners.
10. Remember, MONDAY has the word “MON”
in it. That’s French for “MINE”
Therefore, start your Monday work day be saying,
”Monday is MINE. It’s MY DAY. I’m going
to do great things today!
TGIM!


By C.Lee. WWW.DRJOYFINDER.COM

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