A new boss observed his employees for one week and then got to work early on the next Monday and posted a sign above the coffee pot in the employee lunch room that said: The following 10 commandments are in effect immediately: 1. I am your BOSS. Thou shalt have no other boss before me in this work place. 2. Thou shalt not hate MONDAYs. 3. Upon arriving each Monday, thou shalt get your first cup of coffee, lift it high, and say......TGIM (Thank God, It’s Monday). 4. Thou shalt rejoice and repeat saying TGIM every hour. 5. Thou shalt not be angry about working on Mondays and grumbling and mumbling about it. Anger is punishable by stoning your favorite coffee cup. 6. Thou shalt not stab your co-workers when they smile. This is punishable by being put in charge of all employee birthday parties. 7. Thou shalt not stab your boss. This is punishable by unemployment. 8. Thou shalt not steal from your boss by texting on your phone. This is punishable by taping your thumbs to your index fingers. 9. Thou shalt not make false statements or spread rumors about co-workers. This is punishable by making you sit on a chair in the restroom and removing all air fresheners. 10. Remember, MONDAY has the word “MON” in it. That’s French for “MINE” Therefore, start your Monday work day be saying, ”Monday is MINE. It’s MY DAY. I’m going to do great things today! TGIM!